Thursday, February 12, 2009

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy!

So I heard that Jay Z said that Chris Brown is a dead man for messin with the wrong crew. He's gonna be tuckin his shit in like that dude on Silence on the Lambs.

My Valentine this year is just a friend. Not sure if I'm feelin him yet!

I like hot guys! Only thing is that it makes it harder for me to use the 'Power of the P' on him.

I'm real picky when it comes to guys. They have to be comin with somethin 'Fierce' for me to even give him the time!

The Real love of my life lives in South Beach! I miss him alot! He's probably the only man I'd consider... other than that... I am a loner!

I realized that I am pretty much an asshole! And I like it!

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, being an asshole is cool at times. People treat you better.

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